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"Wanted: assistance with creating more laugh lines"

Someone who held up a tour bus on vacation so she could take a picture with a six foot snake draped over her shoulders.

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Gaming Preferences

GenresOther
Gaming systemsWii
Top 3 favorite gamesOld school.....I have a Wii ........."gasp"

Appearance

EthnicityCaucasian / White
National heritageAmerican
BuildCurvy
Height168 cm
Eye ColorBlue
Hair ColorLight brown
Hair LengthShoulder length
Body ArtPierced... but only ear(s)
My AttractivenessAverage

Situation

Relationship StatusDivorced
Has childrenThree or more
Housing SituationIt gets a bit crazy sometimes
Living ArrangementsWith kid(s)
Wants to RelocateNo
Have PetsCat, Fish
Has a carYes

Education & Employment

EducationUniversity Bachelors
Employment StatusFull-time
Job TitleVocational Counselor

Leisure & Fun

TV preferencesNews, Documentaries, Dramas, Movies, Sports, Reality shows
Favorite TV showsSurvivor, Saturday Night Live, Criminal Minds, Born This Way
Favorite movies typesAction, Comedy, Drama, Documentary, Family, Animation, Thriller
Favorite moviesRocky Horror Picture Show, Mars Attacks, Harold and Maude, King of Hearts, What Dreams May Come, Babe, Big Fish, and musicals
Music typesRock, Pop, Folk
Favorite artistsMeatloaf, James Taylor, Billy Joel, Elton John, Simon & Garfunkle, and Oldies..... almost any singers from 50s - 70s
Reading selectionAuto-biography, Biography, Fiction, Health, History, Home & Garden, Humor, Instructional, Mystery, Nature, Reference
Favorite booksWhichever of the two or three I happen to be reading at the time.
Idea of funAnything from chilling on the couch watching a movie or sitting around a fire pit telling stories to light hiking, yard saling or zip-lining.
HobbiesArts & Crafts, Reading, Learning, Music, TV, Movies, Internet, Games, Family, Dining, Theater, Travel, Cooking, Gardening, Camping

Personality

SmokerDon't smoke
DrinkingLight / social drinker
Social behaviorFunny
Friends describe asGoofy
In High School I was a(n)Quiet one
Sense of humorClever
My great timeHanging out with friends, Staying at home, Trying new things, The movies, Relaxing, Reading a book, Playing video games, TV, Going to a concert, Going to a museum
Always wanted to trySky diving........

Views

Political viewsLiberal
ReligionNot religious
Attend religious servicesNever
Goal in lifeAs the Groupon commercial says..... I want to be a "Have Done" not a "Have"... For me experiences will always be far preferable to possessions.

Looking For

Must haveIntelligence, Good Looks, Humor, Empathy, Sensitivity, Oddities, Spontaneity, Wit, Thoughtfulness
Look for in a partner(regarding the section above, attractive to me may not be conventially attractive) Someone spontaneous, who can easily laugh at himself and me, who will drive with no set destination, someone who'll treasure new experiences and the memories we'll make together.
On the first dateWe'll decide that together.